October 8, 2009
bohemea: suicideblonde: Amy Poehler: Speaking of Britney Spears, I’d just like to take a minute to address this latest trend, flashing your business while coming/and or leaving a limousine.  Ladies, you need to cool it.  Nobody wants to see your baby factory.  Look, I get it.  I’ve been in this business for 65 years. I know how it works, flashing ‘beav’ is part of the game.  But if you’re gonna do it, at least get paid for it.  Or do it for charity like I did when Andy Leibovitz took pictures of mine for an elephant charity. Seth Meyers: Actually, it’s Annie Leibovitz. Amy Poehler: No it was Andy Leibovitz.  Yeah.  Anyways, the point is, you guys are making Tara Reid look like Audrey Hepburn.  What’s next?  Shots of stars pooping out of a window?  And lastly, what’s up with all the deforestation going on down there?  You need hair down there!  It’s a back up system for underwear!  Even when you’re showing it, you’re not really showing it.  There was a time when a lady garden was as big as a slice of New York pizza.  Then it turned into an upside-down Jon Waters’ mustache.  Now every girl is as smooth as Joey Lawrence’s head.  Global warming?  You decide!  I love Amy Poehler

bohemea:

suicideblonde:

Amy Poehler: Speaking of Britney Spears, I’d just like to take a minute to address this latest trend, flashing your business while coming/and or leaving a limousine.  Ladies, you need to cool it.  Nobody wants to see your baby factory.  Look, I get it.  I’ve been in this business for 65 years. I know how it works, flashing ‘beav’ is part of the game.  But if you’re gonna do it, at least get paid for it.  Or do it for charity like I did when Andy Leibovitz took pictures of mine for an elephant charity.

Seth Meyers: Actually, it’s Annie Leibovitz.

Amy Poehler: No it was Andy Leibovitz.  Yeah.  Anyways, the point is, you guys are making Tara Reid look like Audrey Hepburn.  What’s next?  Shots of stars pooping out of a window?  And lastly, what’s up with all the deforestation going on down there?  You need hair down there!  It’s a back up system for underwear!  Even when you’re showing it, you’re not really showing it.  There was a time when a lady garden was as big as a slice of New York pizza.  Then it turned into an upside-down Jon Waters’ mustache.  Now every girl is as smooth as Joey Lawrence’s head.  Global warming?  You decide!

 I love Amy Poehler

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    I always figured it to be a marketing plot to increase consumption of hair removal products.
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    I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS…STOP MAKING ME PEE!
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    Haha, I will have to agree.
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    But seriously, what IS with the deforestation? It’s not right people. It’s not right.
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    I love Amy Poehler
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